Just a short note, for the record, so to speak. “I was there”:http://www.fortwayne.com/mld/journalgazette/news/local/11131986.htm. While I don’t think anyone’s mind was changed, it was really gratifying to see *absolutely no one* from the local community showed up to support Phelps. My favorite moment:
*Phelps*: …and this nation is going to HELL, in a fornicator’s handbasket!
*Garrett* (stage wisper): Hey, where do I get one of those?!
Also notable was being informed that I’m addicted to (and I really am quoting here) “filthy anal copulation”. Coming soon, Fornicator Handbaskets and “I ♥ Anal Copulation” panties.