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Bad Mood Monday

I’m in a bitter, foul mood this morning after yesterday’s news . On the way to the coffee shop this morning I saw a minivan with one of those noxious Promise Keeper’s bumper stickers — “I (heart) My Wife”. I’d like to suggest a couple alternatives:

  • “My wife’s a nagging bitch, death can’t part us soon enough”
  • “All that stands between me and decent sex is this bumper sticker”
  • “I (heart) my wife — everyone else thinks she’s a cunt”

That’s all.